Or how about the sack of shit beginning, filled with waffle about the Cube and the Allspark, without actually explaining what those fucking things actually fucking are to those in the audience who haven’t spent their adult lives shut in darkened bedrooms, reading Transformer comics over and over again?
Now replace "Cube" and "Allspark" with "Graphics Card" and "Hard drive". Then replace "Transformer comics" with Apple Macs.* Seems awful close to all those geek-wank posts of the Devil aout Macs don't it, is The Nameless One sure he wanted to post that...
Oh yeah and Steve Jobs is a dick. With a messiah complex.
*Not that I'm so fucking stupid I don't know what a graphics card is. Problem is as I don't know computer geekery I don't have the words to use. Similarly one should not imagine I know shit about Transformers. I mean who the fuck watches Transformers? Cowboy Bebop beats it to death and shits in its neck.
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